What they're saying about 'ROLF!: The Death of Osama bin Laden'(And a sale celebrating the great reviews!)

"Tacky."

"Worse than tacky."

"Steve's sense of humor is known to AD&D players as being something of an acquired taste but he's certainly a creative fellow."

"I'm kinda interested in what a beer hat and metal slave bikini have to do with Seal Team Six. Also vaguely terrified."

Those are comments made in response to a newsbrief at The Miniatures Page about "ROLF!: The Death of Osama bin Laden" from NUELOW Games.

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A SEAL Team Six member walks into a bar....

A friend posted this joke to my Facebook page:

A SEAL Team 6 member goes into a bar.

The bartender says "Thank you so much for your service! Any drink you want is on me."

The SEAL says, "I'll take a Bin Laden."

The bartender tells him he doesn't know that drink.

The SEAL says, " It's easy. It's two shots and a splash of water."

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For visitors who are sensitive Muslims and/or admirers of Osama bin Laden whose feelings were hurt by the preceding joke, I present the first official picture of his replacement at the head of al-Qaeda:

The new leader of al-Qaeda, Muhamad Mohammed (right), prepares for Jihad

How to celebrate the death of Osama bin Ladenwithout offending the sensibilities of Muslims:Give me birthday presents!

There are no people in this world who are more sensitive and easily offended than Muslims. Cartoons offend them. Teddy bears offend them. Women offend them. Being offended offends them. Hell, Muslims offend Muslims.

And now, celebrating the death of Osama bin Laden, the dumping of bin Laden's body in the deep blue sea, and the promise of the White House releasing pictures of bin Laden's dead carcass offends Muslims.

So, how can a person who is concerned with not hurting the delicate feelings of our sensitive Muslim neighbors go about celebrating the death of Osama bin Laden?

The answer is easy! Do what they do when someone is brutally killed!

Remember scenes like this one?

In celebration of the murder of thousands of Americans on 9/11/2001, the ever-sensitive Muslims, whose lives revolve around the reaffirmation of all that is good and gentle about the best in human beings, handed out candy and treats to children and passer-bys across the "Muslim world".

Therefore, the way to celebrate the death of Osama bin Laden without offending Muslims, is to give gifts and treats to strangers! And who is stranger in your life than me, Steve Miller? You don't know me AND I'm strange!

So--and I'm talking especially to you liberals out there--join in the celebration of Osama bin Laden's death AND express your respect for Muslim culture and sensitives by giving gifts to ME. My birthday is on May 7, so your gift-giving will do double-duty! Let's all join together in political correctness!

There are two easy ways to give me presents. You can buy something off my Amazon.com wish list by clicking here, or you can give the gift that keeps on giving by putting cash in my Paypal account using the button below.

Give me gifts. It's the best way to show your respect for the Religion of Peace (while loving the fact there's less evil in the world today).

Remembering and Immortalizing Bin Laden

Articles like this one (where Muslim Maniacs and hypocrites whine about the demise of their idol) and this one (where a lie is put to the claim that Islam is a "peaceful religion" that was "hijacked by a few extremists and twisted for their own agenda"... if is WAS true, would any "scholar" who valued his reputation be quoted in the world press complaining about Bin Laden's carcass being sunk to the bottom of the ocean?) and other pieces soul-searching about the death of the great Shit--sorry Sheik--reminded me that I did my own tribute to him back in 2007.

Click here to see Osama bin Laden as presented in the "Big Eyes, Small Mouth" roleplaying game.

Osama bin Laden: Dead and Buried at Sea

Best coverage of Bin Laden's demise

A little satire as we consign Osama bin Laden to the garbage bag of history.



America: F*ck Yeah!

Cause for global celebration: Bin Laden Dead!

Newsflash: Osama bin Laden is taking Satan's cock up the ass as I type these words.

First, the main attraction: Officials: Bin Laden killed near Islamabad

Second, the after-party, with Americans celebrating and President Obama behaving like an actual American President for once: Bin Laden dead, Obama says justice is done

It's been reported before that Osama bin Laden has been killed, but never with this degree of detail. And as a special bonus, at least one of his foul off-spring were reportedly sent to Hell at the same time. This time, reports state that the bin Laden carcass is actually in U.S. possession.

What a great way to start my birthday week! It will be a great gift from the universe if it turns out there is a little less evil in the world today.

The trash finally got taken out.

Happy birthday, Osama bin Laden!

He may be a psychopath with tendencies toward pedophelia, and he may be the object of hero worship by repressed homosexuals the world over, but Osama bin Laden still knows how to party.

Osama bin Laden, leader of al-Qaeda, turns 54 today. He celebrated by having a few honeys and homies over to the cave in Pakistan.

In the Interest of Fairness: Bin Laden's Twitter Feed

With this post, I am attempting to change. I am attempting to reach out to those I've hated, and I hope that they might find it in their hearts to do the same. You can read on to experience the beginning of a new phase in my life, or you can simply click here to access the inner thoughts of Osama bin Laden Himself..


A New Beginning For An Old Dog...
Over the past twenty years or so, I have said many unkind things about Muslim terrorists, euphemistically referred to as Jihadists, Islamic militants, the government of Iran, and hairy drag queens.

In recent years, most of my comments have been directed at Osama bin Laden and the members of the social club he founded, al-Qaeda. I have described al-Qaeda as the largest support network for pedophiles and zoophiles the world has ever known, and I have stated that most of its members are so filled with self-hatred over their repressed homosexual tendencies that they are bent on destroying themselves and the universe twisted enough to spawn them. Osama himself is not self-destructive, obviously. The world would be a much better place if more al-Qaeda members would follow the example set by him and the first wife in his harem, Ayman al-Zawahiri.


But I digress. My intent today is to turn over a new leaf, to reach out to Muslim terrorists, Islamic murderers, and fans of Osama bin Laden everywhere.

While there is overwhelming evidence in favor of my statements and conclusions, it is still unkind to refer to those brave Lions of Islam as self-loathing homosexuals. After all, they can't help their sexual orientation, and it's not my place to "out" them.

The whole Koran-burning bruhaha during the week leading up to September 11, the ongoing controversy of the Victory Mosque that some Muslims want to build a couple of blocks away from where the World Trade Center once stood, the sage words of President Barak Obama, and comments from noted deep thinker and filmmaker Michael Moore has convinced me that I need to give "the other side" a voice on my blogs.

To that end, I am featuring a syndicated feed from Osama bin Laden's personal Twitter account. The feed will be featured near the top of the sidebar here, and at the Terror Titans blog, because what better place for the world's foremost terrorist and modern Islamic thinker to have a spotlight than at Terror Titans? (Especially since these blogs get an average of 20,000 visits each month.)

I'm hoping that I can be a small part in building bridges and understanding between Western Civilization and the pack of barbaric homosexual pedopheliac rapists that populate the back-countries and universities throughout the Muslim World.

Al-Qaeda chef should get book contract!

From jihadwatch.com: Al-Qaeda chef convicted of helping Osama escape

Ibrahim al Qosi was reportedly the chef at Osama's "Star of Jihad" compound. I wonder if the journalists got it wrong, because that sounds like it might have been just the name of the on-base restaurant where Osama bin Laden and his pals would wine and dine their under-aged wives and gay lovers.


Regardless, Ibrahim al Qosi should get a publishing contract. Possible titles for his cook book could be "72 Favorite Dishes of Osama bin Laden and his Merry Band of Murderous Gourmands" or "Soda Surprise and Other Dishes for the Active Jihaddist."

At the very least, a chef to celebs like Ibrahim here should be invited to do a Bon Appetite article titled "How to Make Osama's Favorite Dish" with a follow-up "How to cook for Mullah Omar and Not Be Beheaded."

Indian Film Spoofs Bin Laden?

"Tere Bin Laden" ("Without Bin Laden") is a low-budget satire from India slated for release next month. Publicity surrounding the film is starting in earnest, and the article quoted below caught my eye.

But does it really make fun of Osama bin Laden? The headline on the AFP story says that it does, but the summary doesn't sound like it.

Bollywood makes Osama bin Laden spoof


I did find it interesting that star Ali Zafar felt the need to state that the film "does not hurt anyone's ideology." Does this mean that Osama bin Laden is a figure of worship and idolatry like the Prophet Mohammed (may peas be upon him) and there will be death threats for showing his image? If so, theater chains were wise to drop "Postal," which featured Osama as a major character.

Click here to visit the film's official site. Some of it's in a language I don't know, but the cartoon is cute and the music jammin'.

Osama unwinds after a long day of jihadding