Even terrorists are suffering in the global economic downturn

Oh, the pain of the global economic crunch. Today, Jerusalem Post Online reports that the terrorist group chosen by election to lead the Palestinians haven't been making payroll.

Hamas also faces financial crunch

In other news, the Guardian reports that al-Qaida In Iraq has dropped all pretenses of being anything but a collection of psychopathic criminal thugs as they launch a fund-raising drive to solve their need for cash and turn to their sick admirers. Gotta pay for those male prostitutes after all. (Actually, cutting back on male prostitutes might solve some of Hamas's financial woes, too.)

Al-Qaida in Iraq explores new ventures in fundraising drive

Illo by Randy Pollack

Muslim maniac blows self up in Sweden's capitol

A Muslim Mo-ron engaged in Cartoonifada in Stockholm today. I promised that whenever Mohammed-worshipping death cultists or adherents of the Religion of Peace did something stupid invoving Mo-toons, I'd post one.

Well, I am not in a posititon to access my cartoon archive at the moment, but tomorrow, every one of my main blogs will feature a Mo-toon, in honor of the brave, brave Mohammadan who made the ultimate act of devotion to his false idol, the Prophet Mohammed (may peas be upon him).

Meanwhile, click here to read all about the latest actions on the part of the death cult of Mohammed.

If you want to check out a collection of Mo-toons in preparation for tomorrow's big event, click here to check out the Mohammed Mondays archive.

Christmas is approaching...

... and here's the perfect Christmas gift for that reformed IRA terrorist (wink-wink, nudge-nudge), Muslim extremist (if he's back from the training camp and doesn't feel like cutting your head off), or "anarchist" (if he isn't so stupid he'll pour boiling water in his lap) in your life.

This porcelain tea pot holds about six cups worth of hold water and comes complete with a black balaclava, so your terrorist/anarchist pal will be able to serve tea in a manner he feels comfortable with!

Environmentalist terrorism on a new scale

Madman Takes Hostages at Discovery Channel Building, Demands Programming Changes

Once again, the environmentalist movement shows itself to be a fertile breeding ground for domestic terrorists here in the United States.

To read the words and demands of James Lee, the whack-job (alleged) hostage taker, click here.


By the way, Lee cites "An Inconvenient Truth" as a source of inspiration. And I think Lee may have inspired me. I think I may have to start ending all my posts with "These are the demands and sayings of Miller."

Latest Al-Qaeda recruiting video

They're winning hearts and minds....



At least it's a step up from this preview clip from "Saudi Arabian Idol."



(I actually have no flippin' idea what those guys are doing. I'm sure it's supposed to be some sort of song, but "Numa-Numa" it ain't.